Donating for Money

20170411_124535Searing pain, it lasts about 0.002 seconds, I tell myself to man up, don’t be a baby. Dammit.  I think of my wife who’s given birth to three kids, two without any epidural, and my arm only hurts more.  For a split second that seems to go slowly by, it’s still hurting.  What the hell’s wrong with me?  Come on, there’s a little 90-pound, pink-haired punk rock girl, a grandma with a grandma blanket over her legs, a man in business casual swiping through his iPhone, and me – all of us lying semi-prostrate on individual little medical recliner looking things, and I’m listening to “that get out of debt guy” on my way out of date smart phone podcast player because I’ve become a “I-won’t-buy-lease-finance-a-phone-or-anything-I-can’t-afford-no-more-debt-ever-ever-ever-again” kinda weird guy.

I ask myself:  Is it really considered a donation if I get paid to give a part of myself away?  The answer hits me very quickly.  Who cares?  I needed money in a hurry to start making up for losing the part-time job I had (ok, it was an Amazon delivery job as an independent contractor and it helped pay the bills, for sure, as I continue to fight to provide for my family).

The donation was giving plasma, and the idea to do it entered my head from my desire, along with my wife, to do whatever it takes to erase all of our debt and work toward financial freedom.

You’ve probably heard of Dave Ramsey, the “get out of debt guy” that some of my co-workers like to call him.

So I consult the Web:

Q:  Google, how do I get out of debt?

A:  The answer is a link to check out that “get out of debt guy” for answers.

I started listening to his podcast, found his website, and picked up his book – you may have heard of it.  I am at the point where I’ll do anything to shovel more money at our family debt, but didn’t want to deliver pizzas (felt like a snob for giving this gig the snub), since I already have done some driving with ride-sharing apps and loved having no schedule.  Then my home town stepped in to screw up a good thing, mixing bureaucracy and political weight with the simplicity of ride sharing, and the demand drops, no riders, and no $$$ for this guy.

I consult the Web again…

Q:  Google, how do I make money fast?

A:  Donate plasma, deliver pizzas, have a yard sale, donate plasma, mow lawns, deliver pizzas, donate plasma, click here to sign up to be a mystery shopper, or deliver pizzas.

I’m not delivering pizzas.  Already drew that line in the sand.

I’ve also already done the yard sale, and was so ready to sell anything that I almost sold a box of random junk that also happened to have my wife’s old tax returns from when she was still single, along with other old papers with digits that may or may not have been social security numbers.  I yanked the box out of the grubby, sweaty hands of the person in my driveway about to have an archive of our family financial data.  Yeah, I pissed that couple off and they immediately left our front yard – they didn’t buy any of our other crap that was for sale.

I think the kids felt they were about to be sold next, so they closed up their front yard lemonade and chocolate chip cookie stand and ran inside the house as fast as they could.

And there I am again, reclined, financial podcast in ear as I listen to a couple discussing how they got out of debt, with the husband saying he delivered pizzas in his free time and now I’m feeling a little guilty for not doing more at the moment other than laying there watching the plasma streaming and bubbling into a donation bag as it’s separated from my red blood cells by that whirring, churning, clicking machine behind my head.  I’m freakin’ donating plasma, and not having a yard sale or delivering pizzas, and I’m smiling (in my head).  I’m happy to be fighting for my family and “enduring” the milliseconds of pain from the needle stick and from the squeezing of my forearm muscles, fighting to get the blood to move faster through the thick tubing connected to my arm because it’s 7:20 AM because my 8 to 5 job awaits.

Nevertheless, I feel good because I’m fighting against giving up or giving in to the easy road that leads to more debt as I stare at that noisy, blood-and-saline pumping, magic white plastic and stainless steel machine that is going to get me paid.



Nico Rosberg Retiring? In Shock Right Now

I couldn’t believe what I just read this morning on my news feed!  Conor McGregor is now a licensed boxer in California, Draymond Green at Golden State is still kicking his opponents in the NBA, and…

Nico Rosberg Just Announced His Retirement from Formula 1

effective immediately…

Was his Twitter or Facebook page hacked?  Did anybody see this coming?  Show me that blog post, please.  I imagine Toto Wolff at Mercedes AMG Petronas didn’t even see this coming.  Nothing in Rosberg’s words at the end of the race and his various interviews since winning the 2016 F1 championship led me to believe he would be dropping the mic after winning his first Formula One World Championship.

But that’s exactly why I did not expect Rosberg would want to hang up his racing shoes…it’s his FIRST championship with a very strong, successful organization.  Speculation can now run rampant:  does he see something coming at Mercedes AMG that tells him they may not be as strong with the big rules changes coming for 2017?  Is he not happy being teammates with the ultra-competitive Lewis Hamilton?

Or, is Rosberg now completely satisfied with his career, tired of fighting against Lewis, and ready to settle into being a new husband and father?  I hope it’s the latter and that he rides off into the sunset without looking back.  He has had a stellar F1 career and if this turns out not to be a hoax, then I’m extremely happy for him as he closes a very long but fruitful chapter in his life to now focus on an entirely new journey.

Lochte Loses a Million Bucks


What happens when you travel to another country, falsely accuse its citizens of armed robbery, and then lie about it publicly on every media outlet possible?  If you’re Ryan Lochte, your deep-pocketed sponsors rip up the checks and stop paying you.


And if you’re Lochte, that ends up taking one day to lose about $1 million bucks.  So sad that he let it come to this, and what’s crazier is that stories are out that his fabrications started with his lying to his mom about the incident.  When you read this article, courtesy of, Australian journalists who happened to be on the same shuttle leaving the competition in Rio helped Lochte’s mom onboard.  Although they didn’t know it was Lochte’s mom initially, she mentioned to them that her ‘athelte’ son with blonde, blue, green hair had been robbed at gunpoint, to which the journos asked to confirm if her son was Lochte.

Her answer was yes, and the #LochMess started with a ‘breaking news’ tweet from those same Australian journos.

Point of the story: lying to your mom could cost you one MILLION dollars!


Smell Like a Chicken…YES!


Randomness for your Monday, courtesy of…

Did you see the latest craziness coming from KFC?  How badly are they trying to get us to buy their chicken, and WHY would anybody want to smell like fried chicken all over their body?

But you may want to consider going ahead and slathering this all over your body, because at least it serves as sunblock.  But before you do, consider that according to the article, the smell is less fried chicken and more like a baby’s diaper or even urine.

Mmmmmmm, gonna order mine now!

Happy Monday,


SOTD: Isaiah 53:5

This one hit me hard and made me thankful for all God has done for me.  He gave me Jesus, and he gave all of us Jesus as our Lord and Savior.

But he was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him, and by his wounds we are healed.

Have a great rest of your day!


Second Scripture of the Day

Normally it’s just one for the day, but I guess I’m in the need for a little more peace from up above.  So I found another one that really hit me and brought me some extra joy…

“Jesus, will Himself complete and make you what you ought to be, establish and ground you securely, and strengthen, and settle you.”

1 Peter 5:10 AMP

Have a very wonderful day,


SOTD: 2 Chronicles 7:15

Scripture of the Day

Coming from second Chronicles, I loved today’s verse because it called me to be aware of the blessings around me, and that prayer is one of those blessings.  Prayer can be simple and direct and it has more of an impact this way.

“Now my eyes will be open and my ears attentive to the prayers offered in this place.”

2 Chronicles 7:15